Champagne Buffet

The Swash 800


A man’s home is his castle. And what better way to enjoy your castle than to spend some quality time on your throne. If this describes your sentiments then the product you have been waiting for all your life is here. The Swash 800 toilet seat features such luxuries as:

  • Posterior and feminine warm-water washes
  • Water and seat temperature settings
  • Water pressure controls
  • Contoured, heated seat
  • Sturdy lid
  • Wireless remote control
  • Warm air dryer
  • “Quick Release” for easy seat removal
  • Germ-resistant seat
  • Gentle-closing seat and lid
  • Enhanced programmable powersave mode

  • I like that it has a remote control. I wish it had WiFi though.


    August 23, 2006 - Posted by | Home, Technology


    1. But if all your toilets are busted, what good is a heated seat?

      Comment by Daniel | August 24, 2006 | Reply

    2. I fixed them! All my toilets work now!

      Comment by David | August 24, 2006 | Reply

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