Champagne Buffet

Hemo-Roll, Toilet Paper For Your ‘Rrhoids

We expect the staff over at Mattifesto to find this of particular interest. Psst! This will help you out “down there”.

Hemo-Roll, Toilet Paper For Your ‘Rrhoids:

hemo rollBy David Ponce

There’s nothing quite as effective at impressing your visiting ladyfriend than a nice fresh roll of Hemo-Roll hanging in your bathroom. It’s toilet paper made by a Slovakian called Tento, and is specially formulated for those of you suffering from occasional bouts of hemorrhoids. The three-ply paper is covered on one side with ‘a herb micro-layer of an extract from oak bark, marigold and common yarrow, with easeful effects on rectum’. Simply smear on affected area while wiping, and hopefully you won’t be needing that Preparation H any longer.

Not sure how much this is, so if we have any Slovakian readers, let us know. Apparently, this is already on the market there.

[Tento Website] VIA [SNP]

(Via OhGizmo!.)


October 31, 2006 - Posted by | Technology

1 Comment »

  1. Oh, the Mattifesto staff thought you meant the other kind of ‘roids. This isn’t going to do us any good at all…

    Comment by Matt | October 31, 2006 | Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: